Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 121st Edition

last SG · 2009-07-01T11:54:06+00:00

We'll gladly help u with the sausages!!!

kopiosatu SG

i hate retarded clients

"the sides of the photo too much space"

pua CB, your photo is a rectangle

4 people sitting, 3 people standing, then what's at the sides? ghosts?

knn.

av98m SG

i hate retarded clients

"the sides of the photo too much space"

pua CB, your photo is a rectangle

4 people sitting, 3 people standing, then what's at the sides? ghosts?

knn.

kopiosatu SG

the daughter also retarded

want to be photojournalist

tell me the photos look over exposed

i ask her "is your screen print calibrated?"

she says "erm... i think so."

FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!? its YES or NO! if u have to say I THINK SO, its an obvious NO.

pua CB, want to be photojournalist, never even calibrate the fucking screen for printing. photojournalist my ass lah.

LOTUSfairy SG

oki.. i am going Alaska in 2011 ..if this is true or just hoax..

Nasa Warns Of Super Solar Storm 2012

kopiosatu SG

i really really hate clients who open their mouth without using their brains.

and then when they asked me to shoot, i told them THREE FUCKING TIMES

"i only have black or white backdrop for product / fashion shoots"

they say ok ok ok

now tell me to change backdrop after the shoot is done. i tell them i don't have bookcase or batik backdrop (old school photo studio)

nabei, then the stupid woman thinks she is holding me ransom with the chicken shit money by paying me half.

i rather she keep the money and don't bother me.

somemore tell me to settle the problem

i told her, i will email my printer to print, u go collect yourself

FUCKING CB lao auntie bitch

LOTUSfairy SG

i love documentary of these type..

must subscribe to cable..

kopiosatu SG

pua CB, first customer i get that is like that

this is what happens when lao auntie want old school kind of photos but never listen to the warning i gave beforehand.

don't they fucking listen?

which part of "i only have black / white backdrops" does she not understand?

my friend say i should just photoshop some extra people into the photo.

av98m SG

the daughter also retarded

want to be photojournalist

tell me the photos look over exposed

i ask her "is your screen print calibrated?"

she says "erm... i think so."

FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!? its YES or NO! if u have to say I THINK SO, its an obvious NO.

pua CB, want to be photojournalist, never even calibrate the fucking screen for printing. photojournalist my ass lah.

there is much anger in you

av98m SG

i really really hate clients who open their mouth without using their brains.

and then when they asked me to shoot, i told them THREE FUCKING TIMES

"i only have black or white backdrop for product / fashion shoots"

they say ok ok ok

now tell me to change backdrop after the shoot is done. i tell them i don't have bookcase or batik backdrop (old school photo studio)

nabei, then the stupid woman thinks she is holding me ransom with the chicken shit money by paying me half.

i rather she keep the money and don't bother me.

somemore tell me to settle the problem

i told her, i will email my printer to print, u go collect yourself

FUCKING CB lao auntie bitch

people are idiots

kopiosatu SG

then tell me, "its ok, after you come back from overseas can settle"

LANJIAO

i go holiday i don't want to come back knowing got your chicken shit photos to do

this is like telling the contractor to change the doors of the cupboard from wood to glass

but the contractor said from the start "i only have wooden doors, no glass"

den now u said "i want glass, i pay you half until u get me glass"

SMLJ

i am going to prepare a draft for my printer, cc the email to them then tell them to decide and tell my printer, they go collect themselves

after this email i wash my hands off this stupid auntie

kopiosatu SG

and she can keep her half, its not even a big money shoot. NABEI.

av98m SG

maybe you should get your clients to sign something on paper next time, with the details/specifications you mentioned.

kopiosatu SG

people are idiots

you have no idea how many hobbyist are out there who try to "teach" me what to do.

and the suggestions are just the kind hobbyists would give.

its fucking irritating.

and its irritating that alot of photographers never calibrate their screens and they tell me the colour / exposure is off.

kopiosatu SG

maybe you should get your clients to sign something on paper next time, with the details/specifications you mentioned.

yah, that's what my friend mentioned.

must black and white to shut them up. i'm sure black and white would work better than telling them 3 times before the shoot

i keep asking "are you sure? i don't have bookcase kind of backdrop, its black or white only"

i try to be nice but idiots like these ruin it.

kopiosatu SG

pua CB

luckily tomorrow i am going home to relax.

CB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

av98m SG

yah, that's what my friend mentioned.

must black and white to shut them up. i'm sure black and white would work better than telling them 3 times before the shoot

i keep asking "are you sure? i don't have bookcase kind of backdrop, its black or white only"

i try to be nice but idiots like these ruin it.

and somewhere on the paper, you must state that the deposits are not refundable even if they are not happy in the end

tare SG

i hate retarded clients

"the sides of the photo too much space"

pua CB, your photo is a rectangle

4 people sitting, 3 people standing, then what's at the sides? ghosts?

knn.

put 3 fat ppl to stand behind, 4 skinny ones sit infrnt

LOTUSfairy SG

and somewhere on the paper, you must state that the deposits are not refundable even if they are not happy in the end

in the business world, it is not so simple just shoot and expect clients be so nice, everything oso can one lah.. sure got risk one mah... some pple cant get a cent back from some clients somemore..

av98m SG

in the business world, it is not so simple just shoot and expect clients be so nice, everything oso can one lah.. sure got risk one mah... some pple cant get a cent back from some clients somemore..

this is why when I was freelancing I always collect half payment upfront and never ever hand over the finished product until payment is made in full.its like...I can show screenshots, demos from my computer but never ever give them anything usable until I get paid.

LOTUSfairy SG

huh...u photographer before?????

are u av clone... out with it.. where did u bury ther real AV?

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